Ah, I can evade by moving my queen parallel to the bishop's line of attack. I love this variation already; it's so whimsical.
A A B C D E F G H B A B C D E F G H
8 r n b . . . n r 8 8 . . . . . k . . 8
7 p p p p . p p p 7 7 . . . . . . . . 7
6 . . . b . . . . 6 6 . . . . . q . . 6
5 . . . . . . . . 5 5 . . . . . . . . 5
4 . . . . . . . . 4 4 . . . P P . . . 4
3 . . . . . . . . 3 3 . . N . . . Q . 3
2 P P P . . P P P 2 2 . . . . . . . . 2
1 R . B . K B N R 1 1 . . . . . . . . 1
A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H1. e4/A e5/A
2. Qh5/A Be7/A
3. Nc3/A Qf6/A
4. Qxe5/B+ Kf8/A
5. d4/A Bd6/B
6. Qg3/A