Right...sorry, gents and lady; I spend most of my Wednesdays and Fridays in a lab for one of my classes.
Anyway: Third challenger, huzzah!

Which color would you like?
Thank you for the correction, Shane; my mistake.
Xylorta Egregious
A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H
8 R . . Q K B . R 8 8 R . . . K B . R 8 8 R N B Q K B N R 8
7 P P . . N . P . 7 7 P P . . N . P . 7 7 P P P P P P P P 7
6 . . P P . P . P 6 6 . Q N . . P . P 6 6 . . . . . . . . 6
5 . . . . P . . . 5 5 . . P P P B . . 5 5 . . . . . . . . 5
4 . P P P . . B . 4 4 . . . . . . . N 4 4 . . . . . . . . 4
3 . . N . P . . . 3 3 N P . P . . . P 3 3 . . . . . . . . 3
2 . P . N B P P P 2 2 P B P Q P P P . 2 2 P P P P P P P P 2
1 R . B Q K . . R 1 1 . . K R . B . R 1 1 R N B Q K B N R 1
A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H Egregious Shane
1. c4 e5 1. Nf3 d5
2. Nc3 f6 2. Nf3 c5
3. e3 c6 3. Qd2 Nc6
4. d4 d6 4. Na3 e5
5. Bd3 Na6 5. b3 Bf5
6. a3 Nb4 6. h3 h6
7. axb4 Ne7 7. O-O-O Qb6
8. Nf3 Bg4 8. Nh4 Nge7*
9. Be2 h6
10. Nd2
*Note on algebraic notation: the extra "g" is to clarify that I'm moving the knight from g8, since my c6 knight could also have moved to e7.