Not sure why this was locked; I've unlocked it.
Although if it was supposed to be locked, I apologize sincerely.
King to A-1.
I'm not sure why it would've been, unless I accidentally hit lock on my iPhone; controls get a bit touchy then. XD
I'm a few million years late, but welcome! I'm fair at Chess, but not very interested in it, so I might not interact with you much, but it's great that you're here. 
Greetings.

Thanks for the welcome!
C5. King.
Beg pardon; did you mean c7, perhaps? I won't presume to make a move just yet.
Apologies for the delay; I knew what I wanted to do a while ago, then I quite forgot to post. XD
Xylorta Egregious
A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H
8 . R K . R . . . 8 8 . . K R . . . R 8
7 R P . . . . . . 7 7 P . . . N . B . 7
6 . . P N . . P B 6 6 . . N . . P . P 6
5 . . . . P N . P 5 5 . P Q . P B P . 5
4 Q P P . . P . . 4 4 . . N . . . . . 4
3 . . N . . . . . 3 3 . P P P . Q . P 3
2 . P . . . P P P 2 2 P . P . P P P . 2
1 . . B . . R K . 1 1 K . . R . B . R 1
A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H Egregious Shane
1. c4 e5 1. Nf3 d5
2. Nc3 f6 2. d3 c5
3. e3 c6 3. Qd2 Nc6
4. d4 d6 4. Na3 e5
5. Bd3 Na6 5. b3 Bf5
6. a3 Nb4 6. h3 h6
7. axb4 Ne7 7. Bb2 f6
8. Nf3 Bg4 8. O-O-O Qb6
9. Be2 h6 9. Nh4 Nge7
10. Nd2 Qd7 10. Qe3 g5
11. Bxg4 O-O-O 11. Nf3 O-O-O
12. Bxd7+ Kxd7 12. Kb1 Bg7
13. Qg4+ f5 13. Bc3 d4
14. Qh5 g6 14. Nxd4 cxd4
15. Qd1 h5 15. Nc4 Qc7
16. Rxa7 Rb8 16. Qf3 dxc3
17. Qa4 Kc8 17. Ne3 Qa5
18. O-O f4 18. Nc4 Qc5
19. Nde4 Nf5 19. Ka1 b5
20. dxe5 Bh6
21. exf4 Rd8
22. Nxd6+