I'm tempted to start naming my pieces like Shane does...it'd be like Nuzlocke chess.
Xylorta Egregious
A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H
8 R N B Q K B N R 8 8 R . B Q K B N R 8 8 R N B Q K B N R 8
7 P P . . . . P P 7 7 P P . . P P P P 7 7 P P P P P P P P 7
6 . . P P . P . . 6 6 . . N . . . . . 6 6 . . . . . . . . 6
5 . . . . P . . . 5 5 . . P P . . . . 5 5 . . . . . . . . 5
4 . . P P . . . . 4 4 . . . . . . . . 4 4 . . . . . . . . 4
3 . . N B P . . . 3 3 . . . P . N . . 3 3 . . . . . . . . 3
2 P P . . . P P P 2 2 P P P Q P P P P 2 2 P P P P P P P P 2
1 R . B Q K . N R 1 1 R N B . K B . R 1 1 R N B Q K B N R 1
A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H A B C D E F G H Egregious Shane
1. c4 e5 1. Nf3 d5
2. Nc3 f6 2. Nf3 c5
3. e3 c6 3. Qd2 Nc6
4. d4 d6
5. Bd3