Author Topic: A Random Story (Read 133 times)

Shane · « **on:** June 29, 2013, 11:34:31 pm »

Each member posts a paragraph in italics. It can be random, but it must connect to the previous post.
New stories begin after every five pages, if members so choose.

"So how large is Pacen, really?" the judge asked.
"Pacen is as large as a galaxy, your Honor," Aspen replied.
"OBJECTION! There is no way that Pacen is as large as a galaxy!" Shané shouted. However, Aspen smirked. She tapped her forehead with her index finger on her left hand.
"Wrong. That Shrinking Spell you cast? It made him grow!" Aspen retorted. "Ergo, Pacen is larger than Darii!"
"Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!" the judge exclaimed in shock. Shané was so shocked that she started to bleed from her nose.
"The truth hurts, doesn't it, Shané?" Aspen jeered.
"OBJECTION!" a man shouted from behind the witness stand. Aspen and Shané turned to look to this newcomer.

KarjamP · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2013, 10:00:13 am »

The man turned out to be a time travelling Shane.
"Who are you?" asked Shané.
"I'm a time travelling Shane," he replied.

Shane · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2013, 10:28:56 am »

"OBJECTION!" Shané and Aspen shouted simultaneously, as the man threw off his cloak. There were thousands of scars all over his face, and his eyes were pink.
"I know my cousin," Shané shouted, "and that is NOT my cousin! He is an impostor!"
"Ah, so you know," the impostor replied. "Either way, I plan on annihilating you two and your older sister Chanelle. Then... PACEN CAN RULE AGAIN!"
"NOT SO FAST!" a new man shouted. He leapt from the audience stands and summoned a Kingdom Key and a Kingdom Key D. "You're gonna have to go through me first!"
"Zexion," Shané said softly, smiling.
"Gah!" Aspen shouted suddenly, looking at the judge's seat. "Where the heck did that wriggling piece of plywood come from?!" In the judge's seat was some sort of creature made of wood that was dancing around.
"Who can tell," the impostor said softly. "Now... for death's scythe to reap the souls." The impostor summoned a scythe as large as himself.

KarjamP · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2013, 10:37:14 am »

And then the pie in the sky fell on the imposter.
"Whoops, wrong game!", a voice in the cloud said as the pies disappeared.
"What just happened?" asked Shané.

Shane · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2013, 03:43:37 pm »

"OBJECTION!" Aspen shouted. "There's another witness to this crime! Cassie Clements, come to the stand immediately."
The bailiff escorted a young girl with red hair and green eyes to the stand. She wore a purple military uniform. "I plead guilty, your Honor," she said.
"WHAT?!" the judge exclaimed as Zexion stopped in his tracks, standing next to Shané.
"I am guilty of being a rank X murderess," the girl said.
"OBJECTION!" Shané shouted. "That was an impostor as well! Who is the identity of the impostor here?"
Aspen took some pages from her handbag and looked through them. Her expression clearly looked as though she had seen fifty ghosts. "Th-th-th-THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!!!!"
"What isn't?" the judge asked. Aspen handed the pages to him. "The impostor is the Purple Karjam?!"
"OBJECTION!" Shané shouted. "That can't be, I know him! It must be his arch-nemesis--"
"OBJECTION!" Aspen shouted. "Th-that's n-not possible! That's the affidavit from that impostor!"

(Sorry.

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KarjamP · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2013, 04:02:16 pm »

A different Purple Karjam appeared.

"That's my alternate universe version. That is, we're both the real deal, only my double's willing to deceive others."

Bodyless fell from the ceiling.

"Since when did this story transition to a court scene?"

SlasherOmegaUltima - Prince of Rankaros · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:17:33 am »

Nega Lime Karjam: "OBJECTION! I am going to end all of this Blasphemy! This is Madness!

Kushagra: "Madness?"

*Kush stares at everyone else, and then back at him*

Kushagra: "This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

*Kush kicks NLK into the roof, out in to space*

Kush: "OBJECTION! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO USE THIS MEME OTHER THAN ME!"

Shane · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:46:41 am »

Exasperated, Shané took a deep breath. Then, she fell to the ground. Zexion quickly shouted, "SHANÉ!".
Aspen walked over to the defense attorney's bench. "Someone call an ambulance," she said. "As soon as possible."
"What's wrong?" the judge asked. "Did she faint?"
"She's been shot," Aspen said. There was a gunshot wound at Shané's arm. "If the DA dies, then what sort of justice will come of it?"
"So very true!" the judge exclaimed. "Somebody call an ambulance!"
"Yes sir!" the bailiff shouted.

KarjamP · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:48:25 am »

"Yeah," said Bodyless. "Negalime just appeared out of nowhere."
"Crazy, huh?" said PK. "Anyway, I hope Shané survives."

Shane · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2013, 04:13:24 pm »

The ambulance came too late, however, for Shané had bled to death. Then a phoenix came out of nowhere, wreathed in blue flames. Its tears fell upon the lifeless body of the young defense attorney, and everyone started to cry...
"What's going on?" someone asked suddenly. Zexion looked behind him... and rushed to Shané, who had been revived by the phoenix's tears!
"Shané, you're alive!" Zexion shouted.
"Of course I am," Shané asked, sounding confused. "Why wouldn't I be?"

KarjamP · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:06:50 pm »

Then the universe itself collapse.
The en -

"Please don't speak nonsense, Yoshiro," cried PK.
"Relax," he replied. "I was only joking.

SlasherOmegaUltima - Prince of Rankaros · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2013, 11:08:49 am »

Kio Beesuno: What? A ninja? Then I shall slice you with my sword!
Farfalia Winger: Kio calm down. He's not a threat.
*Kio puts his sword in the sheath*
Lucy Claw: Nero? How'd we eva get in this ol' place?
Nero Furon: I has no darn good idea how us get here.

KarjamP · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2013, 02:52:02 pm »

"This ninja's on our side," said PK. "Besides, it's impossible to kill a Japanese spirit."

Taylor · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2013, 03:36:17 pm »

Then two girls ran into the room, both wearing gas masks.
"Nobody move," the first said, "or else you're dead meat."
"We're not supposed to eat them, Scarface," the other girl said.
"As in, we kill them, Redflower! Sheesh."
"Sorry," the other girl said, giggling nervously. "Either way, we demand your wallets. Do as we tell you or else... YOU DIE."
"And you will die painfully," the first girl said. "VERY painfully. In fact, we'll kill all of you if just one disobeys."
"So no funny business, okay?"

SlasherOmegaUltima - Prince of Rankaros · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2013, 03:55:11 pm »

Kio: SWARMING HORDE X-CUT!

*A swarm of bees bit the girls as Kio made a Yellow X that cut through them*

Taylor · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:00:48 pm »

However, they wore the Immortality Armor that can't be penetrated by anything.
"Nice try," the first girl said. "We're immortal. Our Immortality Armor? Indestructible..." Then the other girl screamed. "What the--?"
In an instant, it happened. A young teenage boy ran faster than the Flash cutting the gas masks off with his katana. "Not so fast!" he shouted.
"H-he... HE CUT IT OFF!!" the other girl shouted.
The boy smirked. "Ice Style: Ice Fang Jutsu!" Icicles surrounded the girls. "Now... you're at my mercy."

Shane · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2013, 04:09:39 pm »

"And if you even think about going on with your criminal ways, you're finished." The boy turned to face them... and his eyes were blood red. The girls shivered. Blood started coming out of the boy's mouth. Then... the icicles disappear. "I can see the truth in your eyes. The Eye of Truth has taken a bit of my life away though..."
"Y-you mean..."
"I saw your choice. You just chose to stop. Your immortality is flawed... AND SO IS YOUR LOGIC!" the boy shouted.
The girls quickly fled, knowing that they will not do crime anymore. The city of Citiesville was safe... for now.

Dr. Time · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2013, 08:59:06 am »

Everything seemed perfect....for a few minutes.
Out of nowhere appeared a group of three, and in their hands were weapons of sorts.
And along with them was their pet, the walking muffin.

"Want to survive? Give us your money now."
"Meow....Now"

Shane,"Who are you guys?"
"We won't reveal our identities. We'll just say we're Ex-Team Rocket members."
"Yeah..EX! Meow~"

The boy,"Seriously.....what's that walking muffin supposed to be?"
"He's a muffin. Your argument is invalid."

KarjamP · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2013, 02:14:33 pm »

Then PK said, "Try robbing beings powerful enough to be effectively demigods."

Taylor · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2013, 11:20:22 am »

"Not so fast!" a man shouted. He wore sunglasses... that kept changing color. He took them off swiftly. "That kid is not Shane. He is... Alexander de Westenhausen! A Draconian assassin!"
"What!?" Shané exclaimed. She shivered. Then the door barged open as another teenage boy entered. He wore a green shirt with purple trousers. He carried two swords with him. "C-cousin?"
"Huh? Didn't know you were here," Shane had said. "Hey, Shanei."

KarjamP · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2013, 01:43:30 pm »

And then the real Shane appeared.

SlasherOmegaUltima - Prince of Rankaros · « **Reply #21 on:** August 02, 2013, 04:15:29 pm »

Louis: "Blazing Tiger Fist!"
*Louis punched the air with his hand on fire*
Shane: "Eh, what?"
Kush: "He hates mosquitoes, so he kills them."

KarjamP · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2013, 06:53:21 pm »

Then giant mosquitoes appeared.
"It couldn't get any worse than this," said PK.

SlasherOmegaUltima - Prince of Rankaros · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2013, 07:32:07 am »

Louis: "METEOR SHOWER!"
*He makes clones of himself and jumps into the sky. All of the Louis ignite themselves and land an attack with their feet.*
*The Mosquitoes die*

KarjamP · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2013, 08:20:42 am »

"Hooraw," said PK.

Dr. Time · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2013, 08:59:31 am »

Suddenly appeared some EVEN BIGGER mosquitoes, accompanied by Ballos from Cave Story.
Shane, " Oh shipwrecksauce...."

KarjamP · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2013, 09:37:02 am »

"The insane powerful magic user who should've been killed by Quote and Curly by now is here," said PK.

Dr. Time · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2013, 01:48:27 pm »

Ballos,"Hah. I can't be defeated. Quote and Curly thought they defeated me. But.."
Then,out of nowhere,two mysterious figures appear.A boy and a girl.
PK,"That's...Quote and Curly?!"
"Where's Balrog,though? They were supposed to be living in some sort of vacationing spot right now..."

Shane · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2013, 01:51:47 pm »

"OBJECTION!" Shane shouted, pointing his finger at them. "You're both covered in green paint, those hair colors are impossible and your hats are on fire!"
"OBJECTION!" shouted Shané. "You're not supposed to be hear, cousin!"
"Here, not hear," Shane correct her. "H-E-R-E. Not H-E-A-R."
"How do you even know--"
"Smarter than he looks," Aspen said. "Let's burn these impostors up!"
"OBJECTION!" a deep voice shouted. An old man stepped up to the group. "I will not allow you to cross-examine anyone."
"Uhhh, we're not going to cross-examine ANYONE," Shane said. "We're going to burn impostors, but... OBJECTION! I don't like fire!"

SlasherOmegaUltima - Prince of Rankaros · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2013, 02:52:59 pm »

William: "OBJECTION! Shane will freeze them with me on the count of 1."
Shane: "What?"
William: "1. HYPER FROZENKEN!"
*William fires a massive ice beam at the impostors*

KarjamP · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2013, 07:08:54 pm »

And then Bodyless fell down from the sky.
"How did I get here?" he wondered. "Worse yet, how did I get from there to up there in such a short time?"

Dianke · « **Reply #31 on:** November 05, 2013, 06:39:48 pm »

Suddenly, the room filled with a mysterious white smoke. As the smoke clears, a young girl in a glamorous outfit appears, smiling happily.
"Hi there," she said, blushing. "I, ah, I hope I'm not intruding here."
Everyone looked at her, except for a cute-looking boy who was possibly younger than her.

KarjamP · « **Reply #32 on:** November 05, 2013, 08:52:58 pm »

Then the Purple Karjam said, "Are you Dianke, by any chance?"
"Don't freak her out, PK," KarjamP responded.

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Author Topic: A Random Story (Read 133 times)