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Administrivia and General => Forum-Based Games => Topic started by: Taylor on May 15, 2013, 06:45:00 pm
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Basically, just write a random rhyme or line for use in a random song that may possibly appear somewhere. The line MUST be in Italics, though: use the [ i ] [ /i ] BBCode (without spaces) for that if you can't enter the Full Editor.
This forum game is from Shane's Cave Story Forums, and is Shane's forum game just moved here. Hope you don't mind, Shane!
On a road, far from home, in a world, full of fun
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Holy crap, I'm bad at that
Was a cave, full of slime, so sticky that you cannot run
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In it, Shane was making busy making a pun.
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And here! And there! And everywhere!
(Should've seen that one coming :P)
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were gasmasks.
(:P)
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DOWN AND UP, WE JUMP AND FALL
AND WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH IT ALL
Do you know these lines?
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Set the ninjas on fire, before all will fear their ire
@Wayne:
Isn't it your signature at the SCS Forums?
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That fire
is your desire
@háňě
Yesh.
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to be Kim.
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In another dimensional corridor, lay a beautiful young cursed girl,
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named Alex.
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Meow meow meow, miaau miaau miaau.
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says a cat.
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and then some powerful kunoichi appeared
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only to turn into a rat.
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The rat ate the cat and the bat.
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The rat became fat, then it sat on a flat baseball bat
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The rat then became a cat.
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as KarjamP turned into a knight
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but didn't get armor. Instead, he only got a sword.
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Meanwhile, there was a princess, who had ideas of being a murderess
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Until she was murdered.
She then became a ghost and decided to murder others.
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However, the Dwarf Mayor decreed everyone to build a shrine in her honor, and she was laid to rest.
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But the Christians, the Jews and the Muslims were prosecuted for not worshiping the idle in the shrine.
( :'( )
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Meanwhile, the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
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And blah blah blah, it started raining popcorn.
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Then Bla bla bla 44 came and stole all the popcorn,
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And then more popcorn came, as it was still raining popcorn.
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However, inactivity struck everyone and they knew the name of the king.
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Then king James said, "How come you know my name?"
Everyone else said, "it says so on this bible that it's the 'King James version'."
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Then the tall man broke the neck of king James, and he knew the name of the king.
:P
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Sadly, Chzo was then cut in half by a young Super Inhuman who knew the name of himself.
Take that! :P
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And then the Reset Button (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ResetButton) was pressed and everything went back to the beginning.
On a road, far from home, in a world, full of fun
( :P )
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Sadly, several were immune to the Reset Button since they came from other planets than Irova
( :P :P )
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and Irova was a cybernetic planet so Irovans were affected!
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And then a paradox occurred since there's some who are immune to the reset button.
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Sadly, the paradox was fake, as Irova was a paradox in itself.
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Although soon afterwords, Irova created a real paradox for the entire universe.
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Luckily, the paradox was sorted out with an anti-reset button, but then the Fire Nation attacked!
... Why can't they just leave people alone... >_>
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The fire nation, somehow, had ice abilities.
(Probably a side effect of the aftermath of the paradox. :P ).
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But it turns out they merely had a cold which resulted in the icy abilities they had.
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But just then, the ice nation appeared. They somehow had fire abilities.
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This was due to the flu they had, but they also resembled mammoths.
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Then the earth nation appeared, having blah element powers.
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Then an old guy came and breathed fire while a giant frog used an oily version of Water Gun,
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The giant frog turned out to be the old man in the frog's body and the old man turned out to be the frog in the old man's body. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreakyFridayFlip)
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However, this was because they willingly used a Transformation Jutsu as a result of losing a bet to the Fifth Hokage.
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Sadly, their opponent, an Unknown, used Corejutsu to beat them.
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Then Bla Bla Bla 44 came about with both blah powers and void powers.
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His mere presence was enough to make Pacen face-fault, despite Pacen being the size of a galaxy.
... Eh... heh heh...
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And then Bla Bla Bla made Pacen fall into a coma.
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To avenge Shané and Chanelle, who were put into a comatose state by Pacen!
(Apparently. Ask Shane, he'll know.)
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And then the missingno appeared.
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This resulted in a squirrel storm attacking the skies that was~
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Then the ever-popular queen of a country appeared with a sword of June,
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The queen is Taylor Smith.
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But at the same time, the queen is not Taylor Smith.
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Resulting in a paradox.
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But at the same time, not resulting in a paradox, for the queen is an impostor who is keeping the real Taylor prisoner in a dungeon on Irova.
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The fact that the paradox is both a paradox and not a paradox created a black hole! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityBreakingParadox)
(:P)
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It turned out to be someone trying to divide by zero, however.
(:P :P)
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Sadly, zero divides by Chuck Norris, resulting in an even larger problem.
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Then everyone's forced to pressed the reset button to fix the problem.
On a road, far from home, in a world, full of fun
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And then a director came and shouted "CUT!" through a megaphone!
:P
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And then a scissors appeared.
( :P :P )
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And then the director was cut in half by two katanas held so that they'd look like a pair of scissors.
( :P :P :P )
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And the scissors cut the katanas.
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"OBJECTION!" the guy playing an attorney shouted suddenly, startling the schoolgirl behind him.
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The schoolgirl stuck a "kick me" sign on the actor's back, giggling as she did so.
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But what the girl DOESN'T know, is that she has the same item on her back as well, but there by the actor.
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However, a fight broke out behind her and the sign was cut off by the sword of a young Inhuman teenager!
(:P)
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The schoolgirl gasped as she noticed the battle beginning, an Inhuman teenager versus a giant toaster with eyes and a mouth!
(>:()
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"So you've noticed that I'm in the game," said Balrog to the little girl.
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However, Balrog was landing next to the girl, raising an interesting question of who the toaster was who is fighting with the Inhuman...
( ;D )
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The other toaster was Puu Black.
(You know, the dark-shaded Balrog lookalike fought when you're getting the medicine for Curly Brace in Cave Story? {that's the intended spelling, apparently} ).
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However, two more toasters fell out of the sky and attacked the Inhuman!
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Then the Inhuman's eyes turned green, along with his clothes, as a green aura surrounded him; his hair turned a darker shade of brown.
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And some more Puu appeared.
(BTW, "Puu" was the beta name of Balrog back to when he was still a common mook in the beta).
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And then a guy with spiky hair and a blue suit walked in, pointing at the toasters and shouting "OBJECTION" at the top of his lungs!
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However, unexpectedly, the teenager countered with a "NOT SO FAST" and punched the ground, making icicles strike the toasters!
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And the toasters toasted toast.
( :P ).
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Then there was fire in the sky and the schoolgirl wondered why~
(:)))
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And then in the sky, there appeared a flying pie.
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And then on the dance floor, there's a fire burning intensely~
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However, halfway down the studios, Adrian Monk was running from the milk delivery man.
(Why he's afraid of milk, I don't know :)))
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And then someone says, "You only exists in a TV show." And then Adrian Monk disappeared.
( :'( )
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The someone turned out to be Nega-Lime Karjam deleting the actor playing Adrian Monk!
(>:()
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And then a pie in the sky fell on Negalime, and Monk reappeared.
:P
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However, Monk, seeing the pie, ran in terror, because it was raining milk.
(OBJECTION! That's impossible! ... Isn't it?)
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Then it started raining silk.
:P
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Then Robot Ninja Mutant Squirrel Gun Blades smacked everyone except me on the forehead~
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Who's me, anyway, you ask? Why, someone named Me Johnson, of course!
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Then everything reset, and it was all peaceful... or was it?
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then blah blah blah, and popcorn rained from the sky.
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Suddenly, the Purple Karjam sneezed twenty-seven times!
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But nothing happened.
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At least, they thought nothing happened... The Purple Karjam suddenly disappeared from sight!
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Then he said, "Relax, I've only turned invisible."
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However, it was a hallucination of the castle!
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Then, slowly, the sky turned green and people started coughing...
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Then they panicked at the thought of an epidemic~
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The panic was pizza-flavored and not very tasty...
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And PK made himself visible again, the castle's hallucination of PK being invisible stopping.
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But the skies still was full of green clouds, and everyone still coughed.
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"There must be poison in the air," said PK, who has an inability to cough.
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"We need to find the source!" said PK again
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However, the clouds suddenly disappeared just as PK said that!
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And then William froze Shane for free ice, as he froze William back.
Meanwhile Nancy burned Kim, and Kim burned Nancy.
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Then PK said, "I've got a strangest feeling someone other than Author KarjamP was controlling me.
( :P )
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Suddenly, suddenly, a bright flash of light~
(Well, it's a song of randomness, right? :P)
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came as this thread's being revived.
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And suddenly appeared the Doctor of Time
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And swallowed Doctor Who without a thought~
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then another Dr. Who appeared, along with Dr. Time.
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Dr. Time and Dr. Who suddenly became friends
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And then some Daleks appeared.
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Then a portal opened, where I came from, armed with nothing but logic and chess,
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Now there's two Shanes.
( :P ).
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The impostor Shane and the real Shane battled, using Logic Chess (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MundaneMadeAwesome),
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Then everything got sucked by a blackhole as Kushagra pressed reset~
And then he pressed the create forum button and everything started again~
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However, everything went exactly as it went before, down to the two Shanes battling using Logic Chess.
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And then appeared Vegeta, ready to cause a big mess
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When the scene in Dr. Time's avatar started to take place.
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However, Xylorta just cast a spell that created a cloud of knockout gas,
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but everyone was suddengly wearing gasmask, including the two Shanes (despite their fears).
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Although a third Shane appeared, who instead had a forcefield to protect him,
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And then Bodyless fell from the sky. "Why does this always happen to me?". He then fell asleep because he didn't have a gas mask.
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"IGIARI!" the third Shane shouted, and fired a massive beam of thunder and frost, ocean and flame, dragons and pixies.
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Which summoned some Electric-type, Ice-type, Water-Type, Fire-Type, Dragon-Type and Fairy-Type Pokémon, all fallen to sleep because of the gas.
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However, it was an illusion conjured up by a Zoroark named Loki, who was surrounded by a force field as well.
(The other Pokémon, not the third Shane firing a multi-elemental beam. :P)
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"That's a good one, Loki!" exclaimed PK.
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However, another illusion appeared, of the Nega-Lime Karjam being turned into an ice cream... but it wasn't Loki doing it this time.
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It was another Yoshiro Sugimoto who did it.
(One of the reasons why he's effective when it comes to stealth is because he's a master of illusion. :P ).
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The third Shane quickly took a Dream Ball and launched it at the Zoroark... and it was a Critical Capture!
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"Talk about 'over capture'", remarked PK, as he knew that Dream Balls always have capture without fail.
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Then, a Dragalge appeared, and the third Shane threw another Dream Ball... but the Dragalge broke free!
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"That's no ordinary Dragalge!" Exclaimed PK.
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Then a mysterious girl said, "even a Dream Ball and a Master Ball have a small chance of failing", and she managed to capture the Dragalge using a normal Poké Ball... and yet, she remained conscious.
(That's one long line. :o)
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She hadn't worn a gas mask, a hazmat suit or an oxygen mask, and she had no force field... was she machine, or did she simply not need to breathe at all?
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No, she's a spirit, who don't need to breathe.
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To be exact, a Youkai, classified as a Feyborn, who comes from the northern reaches of Wesnoth, and enjoys listening to Guilty Love.
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She was guiltily in love with someone, but who was it, she didn't know~
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She is a pretty cool gal, eh, falling in love with an unknown person and doesn't afraid of anything.