Author Topic: Declaration of Truth (Read 529 times)

Taylor · « **Reply #40 on:** September 23, 2013, 11:20:14 am »

Quote from: Shane on September 21, 2013, 09:00:15 pm

I just noticed something... a contradiction, if you will...

Quote from: The Eternal Darkness on September 05, 2013, 11:50:42 am
Hidden spy cam on the dreamcatcher near the window facing the mountains. I saw his every movements in the house.
He used "cam". Not "cams", just... "cam".
However, wouldn't it have run out of power eventually?

So when you said "Something doesn't add up." at Quotev, this was what you were talking about...?

Maybe it's as KarjamP or GalanDun says...

Dianke · « **Reply #41 on:** November 05, 2013, 07:01:16 pm »

So... somebody pretended to be Mr. Shane for almost two years?

That's terrible! D:

Solid Snake · « **Reply #42 on:** November 05, 2013, 07:59:24 pm »

Yes, and his neck is as good as broken if he decides to show up here again.

Wayne · « **Reply #43 on:** November 05, 2013, 08:33:36 pm »

Not so fast, Snake!

Remember to get every information you can from him!

Solid Snake · « **Reply #44 on:** November 05, 2013, 08:47:27 pm »

We can always run facial-rec post-mortem.

Shane · « **Reply #45 on:** November 05, 2013, 08:53:42 pm »

I got an e-mail from The Eternal Darkness again.
This time, it's not gibberish.

Spoiler'd because there's some slight NSFW stuff; I chose to quote the entire e-mail just in case there's something important I may have missed.

Spoiler: NSFW-ish (click to show/hide)

Quote from: The Eternal Darkness

Dear idiots and idiotesses

I can't believe that I'm actually contacting you again. And knowing you, you would probably repost this at those **** forums, I don't care.
It would appear that irony has struck, however. The impersonator at the World of Text? I wish that was me, but it isn't.
I have a hunch that it's mr. Nathan, but I don't give a damn about that.
Do what you can to find the truth, you bastard.
Of course, if you don't believe me, that is your choice. I am 100% innocent of World of Text-related vandalism. Hell, I never even heard of it until Richard Karjam-Pie de Goede mentioned it.

So a lot of things has happened, has it not?
You get shipped with ms. Smith (the 17-year old). I approve, you two idiots deserve to be together forever.
And her younger sister Dianke shows up. Interesting turn of affairs, that she willingly mentioned her own fetishes, disguising it as that of her RPG character. What was it again? Ah, yes, stockings, gloves, gas masks, socks and knives. She just likes those things, and she spends a lot of time on Safebooru looking up pictures. And also, I've had the pleasure of hearing her voice; spy cams are nifty little devices, aren't they? Her voice is as beautiful as a songbird, but my girlfriend's is fifteen trillion times better than that! What pictures, you may ask, of Safebooru? I'll not say, that's up to Dianke to decide whether she'll say anything. After all, she's a young idiotess. Ha ha ha.
Taylor's, well, are obviously the same, except for the knives. Why else does she have many avatars with gas masks, gloves and stockings?
And you promoted Wayne to Global Moderator. Bad idea, I should know myself. But then again, that's your decision, not mine.
I also see that you've managed to get Egregious One to join... but WHAT IS THAT MOCKERY YOU'VE MADE?! CHESS ON A FORUM!? PREPOSTEROUS!
And you let Mossmouthians join, that's incredibly stupid.
Ha ha ha. Your reputation is still ruined, you bastard. My plan is still working well! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Nobody at Mossmouth or Little Fighter Empire believes the truth, so my plan is working well! And almost nobody from those **** Cave Story Tribute Site Forums believe it, either! MY PLAN IS WORKING!

I still haven't forgotten that bluff you tried to play, you're no hacker at all. You can't even hack a rat in half with a knife!
I would get you back, but considering you learnt Japanese (seriously, what the ****), I'll lose a game of Logic Chess instantly against you.
Also, KarjamP is an idiot, Solid Snake is an idiot, and so are everyone else at those forums. Tell them that for me, would you?

And pardon my previous e-mail; my girlfriend and I... I don't think I ought to tell you; it's not suitable for children. Regardless, it resulted in a crapton of nonsensical ****, so...

All my hate,
Your once-worst nightmare

So if he didn't impersonate me/Taylor at the World of Text... who did?
(There is the possibility of him lying; but as the Seeker of Truth, I ought to do what I can to find out as much info as I can.)

Wayne · « **Reply #46 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:00:21 pm »

TED spoken!

OK, promoting me to GM was a bad idea... Everyone is an idiot... All right, I understand. He's following events, isn't he?

Edit:
spy cams are nifty little devices, aren't they?

Does he spy Taylor and her family?
Or...
No, it can't be...
I had a sudden thought that I know who's TED... The puzzle is getting solved...

I'm close...

Shane · « **Reply #47 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:05:24 pm »

Looks like it.

Also, I think it was a good idea to promote you to global moderator.
TED also seems to enjoy insulting almost everyone.

However, he's somewhat inaccurate as well: I don't know Japanese.

...

Uh oh.
He's spying on Taylor's family too?!

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

EDIT:
Huh?
Who do you think is TED?

Solid Snake · « **Reply #48 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:12:44 pm »

I'm an idiot? Seriously, I'M AN IDIOT?! The **** is his problem? How does he even know what goes on here? Is there any place we can talk that guests won't be able to see it? We need to discuss how to deal with the spying on Taylor's family.
And it's NOT being handled the way Shane handled it.

Dianke · « **Reply #49 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:14:26 pm »

N-no...
Th-that can't be...

I've got to tell Taylor immediately!

Wayne · « **Reply #50 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:15:09 pm »

@Shane
I'd rather not post it here.

Shane · « **Reply #51 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:17:28 pm »

Quote from: Solid Snake on November 05, 2013, 09:12:44 pm

I'm an idiot? Seriously, I'M AN IDIOT?! The **** is his problem?

He likes insulting people, that's my guess.

Quote from: Solid Snake on November 05, 2013, 09:12:44 pm

How does he even know what goes on here? Is there any place we can talk that guests won't be able to see it? We need to discuss how to deal with the spying on Taylor's family.
And it's NOT being handled the way Shane handled it.

There's the Active Member Board Test board, as far as I know Guests and members who aren't in the Active Member post-count group can't see it.
Dianke won't be able to see it, therefore.

Quote from: Dianke on November 05, 2013, 09:14:26 pm

N-no...
Th-that can't be...

I've got to tell Taylor immediately!

Not just Taylor, but your whole family, including your stepmother-to-be, whether you like it or not.

Quote from: Wayne on November 05, 2013, 09:15:09 pm

@Shane
I'd rather not post it here.

Gotcha.

Dianke · « **Reply #52 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:21:37 pm »

Quote from: Shane on November 05, 2013, 09:17:28 pm

Quote from: Solid Snake on November 05, 2013, 09:12:44 pm
How does he even know what goes on here? Is there any place we can talk that guests won't be able to see it? We need to discuss how to deal with the spying on Taylor's family.
And it's NOT being handled the way Shane handled it.
There's the Active Member Board Test board, as far as I know Guests and members who aren't in the Active Member post-count group can't see it.
Dianke won't be able to see it, therefore.

But Taylor can.

Quote from: Shane on November 05, 2013, 09:17:28 pm

Quote from: Dianke on November 05, 2013, 09:14:26 pm
N-no...
Th-that can't be...

I've got to tell Taylor immediately!
Not just Taylor, but your whole family, including your stepmother-to-be, whether you like it or not.

Right. It's a very important matter, to be sure!
I've already told Lily.

If there's one thing that truly angers me, Lily or Taylor, it's impostors.

THIS IS CODE RED! CODE RED! I REPEAT! CODE RED!

Right?

Dr. Egregious · « **Reply #53 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:23:29 pm »

Hm, so, clearly a Troper if he/she knows who I am. I have the slightest hunch I might know who this uncivilized individual really is.

But who hates chess?

That's just too much to swallow.

Solid Snake · « **Reply #54 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:26:37 pm »

Thank you Colonel. There's a new topic being posted as we speak. All soldiers on MAXIMUM alert. Permission to take charge, Colonel?

KarjamP · « **Reply #55 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:28:43 pm »

He doesn't explain why we're idiots.

Calling me an idiot won't even provoke me as much as doing wrong to me or attacking what I believe in (or saying I'm in the wrong for no legitimate reason. Calling me names doesn't count.

).

Anyway, I'll just ignore him.

He's nuts.

Shane · « **Reply #56 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:30:19 pm »

CHARGE!

Quote from: Dr. Egregious on November 05, 2013, 09:23:29 pm

Hm, so, clearly a Troper if he/she knows who I am. I have the slightest hunch I might know who this uncivilized individual really is.

Remember, it's the guy who impersonated me and made a troper account at TV Tropes called "S Bane N".
I lost access to the account due to forgetfulness, so I had to make an alt.

Quote from: Dr. Egregious on November 05, 2013, 09:23:29 pm

But who hates chess? That's just too much to swallow.

I agree.

Quote from: Dianke on November 05, 2013, 09:21:37 pm

Quote from: Shane on November 05, 2013, 09:17:28 pm
Quote from: Solid Snake on November 05, 2013, 09:12:44 pm
How does he even know what goes on here? Is there any place we can talk that guests won't be able to see it? We need to discuss how to deal with the spying on Taylor's family.
And it's NOT being handled the way Shane handled it.
There's the Active Member Board Test board, as far as I know Guests and members who aren't in the Active Member post-count group can't see it.
Dianke won't be able to see it, therefore.
But Taylor can.

Of course.

Quote from: Dianke on November 05, 2013, 09:21:37 pm

Quote from: Shane on November 05, 2013, 09:17:28 pm
Quote from: Dianke on November 05, 2013, 09:14:26 pm
N-no...
Th-that can't be...

I've got to tell Taylor immediately!
Not just Taylor, but your whole family, including your stepmother-to-be, whether you like it or not.
Right. It's a very important matter, to be sure!
I've already told Lily.

If there's one thing that truly angers me, Lily or Taylor, it's impostors.

Heh, I'm also infuriated by impostors.

Quote from: Dianke on November 05, 2013, 09:21:37 pm

THIS IS CODE RED! CODE RED! I REPEAT! CODE RED!

Right?

I guess.
If there's anything higher than Code Red, then that's the code.

Quote from: KarjamP on November 05, 2013, 09:28:43 pm

He doesn't explain why we're idiots.

Calling me an idiot won't even provoke me as much as doing wrong to me or attacking what I believe in (or saying I'm in the wrong for no legitimate reason. Calling me names doesn't count. ).

Anyway, I'll just ignore him.

He's nuts.

I wish TED gets eaten by a squirrel, then.

Besides, I theorize that TED likes insulting people.

Solid Snake · « **Reply #57 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:32:36 pm »

If he's spying on people we can get him arrested. But we need proof.
Colonel, I believe the we are at Code Red, no reason to go to Code Black just yet.

Shane · « **Reply #58 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:34:48 pm »

Right.

I've disabled registration of new members, just in case TED decides to join the forums again.

Solid Snake · « **Reply #59 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:38:06 pm »

We should probably move all this to the Planning thread so we can keep TED guessing.

Shane · « **Reply #60 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:41:38 pm »

Moved to the AMBT board. Should be much easier, I hope.

Shane · « **Reply #61 on:** November 06, 2013, 08:25:26 am »

Another e-mail from TED.
Apparently, Taylor found out one piece of the truth.
Don't know what her e-mail(s) were, but I'll include mine and TED's.
In spoilers because whatever.

Spoiler: E-mails (click to show/hide)

Wayne · « **Reply #62 on:** November 06, 2013, 08:44:31 am »

No, you MOVED the truth

Shane · « **Reply #63 on:** November 06, 2013, 09:00:45 am »

Well, TED can't see anything in the Active Member Board Test board, so I can see why he thought it was deleted.

Wayne · « **Reply #64 on:** November 06, 2013, 09:47:38 am »

But how in blazes does he know that I thought he's Taylor's father, even though I didn't post it anywhere? He says he isn't, so he rather knows that we suspected him.

KarjamP · « **Reply #65 on:** November 06, 2013, 09:54:36 am »

Spying?

My dad's an policemen, so if I find proof that he's spying on me, I'll tell my dad.

Dr. Time · « **Reply #66 on:** November 06, 2013, 10:52:21 am »

Oookay, didn't even notice this thread was here.

Quote from: Wayne on November 06, 2013, 09:47:38 am

But how in blazes does he know that I thought he's Taylor's father, even though I didn't post it anywhere? He says he isn't, so he rather knows that we suspected him.

But Wayne, did you even tell someone about your doubts of who he is? I mean, HOW the hell did he know?

KarjamP · « **Reply #67 on:** November 06, 2013, 11:05:41 am »

Spying?

Uh, Shane?

I think we'd better amplify Dianke and Lily's post count to at least 250 posts so that they can post here.

Shane · « **Reply #68 on:** November 06, 2013, 11:10:06 am »

Taylor could act as a proxy, can't she?
I've noticed that she was online earlier today.

Dr. Time · « **Reply #69 on:** November 06, 2013, 11:14:22 am »

Good thing Taylor's starting to come back, we really need her in.

But guys...are you absolutely sure he's spying on Taylor's family?
I mean...it could be a ruse to get us off track on getting to him, and he probably made all that stuff up, although it's highly doubtful.

Besides, why would he tell us that he's spying on them? And if he did, I'm beginning to think the camera he installed is no longer there.

And on another note, how do we know it's not a "she"? Why can't it be a female? -->Step-mother?<--- Perhaps.

KarjamP · « **Reply #70 on:** November 06, 2013, 11:27:39 am »

Well, Dianke DID send me an PM stating she's unable to find any hidden cameras.

I PM'd her stating that just because she couldn't find cameras doesn't mean he can't be spying on her in a different way, like malicious software installed on the computer.

Shane · « **Reply #71 on:** November 06, 2013, 11:38:32 am »

Quote from: Dr. Time on November 06, 2013, 11:14:22 am

Good thing Taylor's starting to come back, we really need her in.

But guys...are you absolutely sure he's spying on Taylor's family?
I mean...it could be a ruse to get us off track on getting to him, and he probably made all that stuff up, although it's highly doubtful.

Besides, why would he tell us that he's spying on them? And if he did, I'm beginning to think the camera he installed is no longer there.

And on another note, how do we know it's not a "she"? Why can't it be a female? -->Step-mother?<--- Perhaps.

Quote from: The Eternal Darkness' e-mail

I hope you enjoyed my little joke!
That Taylor-jerk sent me a message, with a rather simple question... which, of course, I didn't answer correctly because I never spied on her or her family. I do not know where she lives, honestly.
However, that part about the World of Text-impersonator? I told you the truth when I said that it wasn't me.

This guy is really confusing.
This is still code red, though, just to be safe.

Quote from: KarjamP on November 06, 2013, 11:27:39 am

Well, Dianke DID send me an PM stating she's unable to find any hidden cameras.

I PM'd her stating that just because she couldn't find cameras doesn't mean he can't be spying on her in a different way, like malicious software installed on the computer.

I got it too; she sent it to all the global staff members except Wayne.
Including Taylor... Wait a sec.

Quote from: The Eternal Darkness

That Taylor-jerk sent me a message, with a rather simple question... which, of course, I didn't answer correctly because I never spied on her or her family.

Quote from: Dianke (PM)

Taylor, ah, set up a trap of sorts to see whether that impostor-jerk, uh, was telling the truth about spying on us.
She said that it would be easy to find out, and then she just took her laptop and started doing... something, I dunno.

... So that was the trap.
But exactly what the question was, I don't know.
I've asked Lily and Dianke.

Quote from: Wayne on November 06, 2013, 11:40:27 am

Edit: SHANINJA

Um.
Sorry about that.

Wayne · « **Reply #72 on:** November 06, 2013, 11:40:27 am »

@Time
I only told Shane about that. So what? Shane is TED again?

And TED apparently said he was joking with the spying on Tay's familia.

Edit: SHANINJA

Taylor · « **Reply #73 on:** November 06, 2013, 12:33:48 pm »

Quote from: Dr. Egregious on November 05, 2013, 09:23:29 pm

Hm, so, clearly a Troper if he/she knows who I am. I have the slightest hunch I might know who this uncivilized individual really is.

But who hates chess? That's just too much to swallow.

Shane, did you move this thread before or after Dr. Egregious posted here? He has less than 250 posts, you know.

So who do you think it is, Dr. Egregious?

(Shane, you can let all members see this board, but no guests, bots or banned members, if you want to.)

Shane · « **Reply #74 on:** November 06, 2013, 12:36:49 pm »

Quote from: Taylor

The trap:
I asked TED what I was wearing.
I wore the clothing in my avatar, but he guessed a bunny costume.
What, seriously? I wouldn't be caught dead in those costumes.

...

What kind of trap is that?

Quote from: Taylor on November 06, 2013, 12:33:48 pm

Shane, did you move this thread before or after Dr. Egregious posted here? He has less than 250 posts, you know.

He posted here before I moved the thread, as did Dianke.

...

I hope you two have made peace.

Quote from: Taylor on November 06, 2013, 12:33:48 pm

(Shane, you can let all members see this board, but no guests, bots or banned members, if you want to.)

Only if the others agree.

Dr. Time · « **Reply #75 on:** November 06, 2013, 03:50:10 pm »

Quote from: Shane

Quote from: Taylor on November 06, 2013, 12:33:48 pm
(Shane, you can let all members see this board, but no guests, bots or banned members, if you want to.)
Only if the others agree.

Agreed.

KarjamP · « **Reply #76 on:** November 06, 2013, 04:11:33 pm »

Or a third option:

Move this to a newly created subforums that guests, bots or banned members can't access.

Solid Snake · « **Reply #77 on:** November 06, 2013, 07:14:50 pm »

Considering that registration of new members has been restricted, I agree.

Solid Snake · « **Reply #78 on:** November 06, 2013, 07:26:36 pm »

I took another look at those eMails and either he played us, or he wants us to THINK he played us. He purposefully doesn't use contractions so we can't analyze it, but that in itself tells us a lot. It means he knows about basic lie detection.....
*Smacks head*
Which everyone who has access to the internet knows nowadays.... Back to square one. That at least tells us that he's a fan of crime shows and is fairly well read...

Shane · « **Reply #79 on:** November 06, 2013, 07:44:12 pm »

Quote from: Solid Snake on November 06, 2013, 07:14:50 pm

Considering that registration of new members has been restricted, I agree.

The restriction has been lifted for now; it may not be a smart move though, but if any new member wants to join, how else will they join?
I'd get annoyed really quick if I keep getting e-mails and such along the lines of "I can't join, help!" or "unable to join registration disabled" stuff. $:-\$

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Author Topic: Declaration of Truth (Read 529 times)