Dear idiots and idiotesses


I can't believe that I'm actually contacting you again. And knowing you, you would probably repost this at those **** forums, I don't care.
It would appear that irony has struck, however. The impersonator at the World of Text? I wish that was me, but it isn't.
I have a hunch that it's mr. Nathan, but I don't give a damn about that.
Do what you can to find the truth, you bastard.
Of course, if you don't believe me, that is your choice. I am 100% innocent of World of Text-related vandalism. Hell, I never even heard of it until Richard Karjam-Pie de Goede mentioned it.


So a lot of things has happened, has it not?
You get shipped with ms. Smith (the 17-year old). I approve, you two idiots deserve to be together forever.
And her younger sister Dianke shows up. Interesting turn of affairs, that she willingly mentioned her own fetishes, disguising it as that of her RPG character. What was it again? Ah, yes, stockings, gloves, gas masks, socks and knives. She just likes those things, and she spends a lot of time on Safebooru looking up pictures. And also, I've had the pleasure of hearing her voice; spy cams are nifty little devices, aren't they? Her voice is as beautiful as a songbird, but my girlfriend's is fifteen trillion times better than that! What pictures, you may ask, of Safebooru? I'll not say, that's up to Dianke to decide whether she'll say anything. After all, she's a young idiotess. Ha ha ha.
Taylor's, well, are obviously the same, except for the knives. Why else does she have many avatars with gas masks, gloves and stockings?
And you promoted Wayne to Global Moderator. Bad idea, I should know myself. But then again, that's your decision, not mine.
I also see that you've managed to get Egregious One to join... but WHAT IS THAT MOCKERY YOU'VE MADE?! CHESS ON A FORUM!? PREPOSTEROUS!
And you let Mossmouthians join, that's incredibly stupid.
Ha ha ha. Your reputation is still ruined, you bastard. My plan is still working well! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Nobody at Mossmouth or Little Fighter Empire believes the truth, so my plan is working well! And almost nobody from those **** Cave Story Tribute Site Forums believe it, either! MY PLAN IS WORKING!


I still haven't forgotten that bluff you tried to play, you're no hacker at all. You can't even hack a rat in half with a knife!
I would get you back, but considering you learnt Japanese (seriously, what the ****), I'll lose a game of Logic Chess instantly against you.
Also, KarjamP is an idiot, Solid Snake is an idiot, and so are everyone else at those forums. Tell them that for me, would you?


And pardon my previous e-mail; my girlfriend and I... I don't think I ought to tell you; it's not suitable for children. Regardless, it resulted in a crapton of nonsensical ****, so...


All my hate,
Your once-worst nightmare