Thank you, young lady.
It is good to see that there are some who are willing to help out even their foes.
I was unable to create a thread, so what you did is proof that you're a naïve fool.

Oh? Well, go to hell, you jerk.
I may be naive, but I'm not a fool.

In any case, I have discovered that there are some that have chosen to think of everything as a lie.
They are nothing but fools.

In any case, I have requested, from the administrators, that they remove my ban so that I may make myself clear.
Hence, why the young lady has made this thread. (Although the foolish Shane hasn't responded yet, but who gives a damn about him?)
After this post, I assume, I shall be banned once more, this time for eternity.

Definitely banned.
And I care about him, and I care about all the other forum members as well.
You will pay for your deeds one day, in some way or another.

1. I am not related to that bastard (who you know as "Shane") in any way.
2. He does not know who I am. Hell, I don't even live near him! Yet I know who he is, that bastard.
3. My motive for impersonating him for so long? Hah. Don't make me laugh. It was just to have a little fun messing around with everyone. And also to ruin his reputation so that anyone from his hometown who knew about him having Internet access would hate him...
4. Yes, I'm using a ****ing proxy server. How many times are someone going to ****ing wonder that?
5. You have me to blame for this event, not Shane. Tell everybody that if they stop trusting that naïve bastard of a teenager, or if they think it was Shane himself who hacked himself, they further my plans to ruin his reputation anyway. >:3
6. Yes, I really have a grudge against that stupid Shane. Why, you may ask? Well... I'M NOT TELLING YOU!
7. Who am I? I'M NOT TELLING ANY OF YOU EITHER.
8. Why did I impersonate him for a year and almost nine months? To ruin the bastard's reputation.

... You are a sick, twisted person and you're hated by many. Also, you swear too much.

I believe I have made my point.
Once I get banned again, I shall no longer contact anyone of you miserably foolish excuses for human beings.
So, contact will be broken off once I'm banned. However, I shall be keeping an eye on you all as a literal guest member, so I'll know when people choose to believe lies rather than the truth.

I won't be unbanning you, you psycho.

Oh, by the way?
Any thing I did - like those fanfics and mods and stuff - are Shane's now, and so are all those accounts and forums.
Anyone who has an objection will just have to deal with it.
He can do with it as he wishes, even quit it if he so chooses, although that will come at the risk of making the beautiful young lady administrator sad, would it not?
He can even use those pics in the gallery if he so chooses to do that. I do not care at all.

... Trying to make it seem as though Shane's life is horrible...
Well, I hope your life is twice as horrible! Nay, fifteen times as horrible!

...

I believe this thread should be used as proof of recent events, for those who don't believe it.

The imposter, while still having grudges against Shane (and even insulting him), has a point in the last paragraph

Even then, he's a sick, twisted, insane JERK that doesn't deserve ANYTHING!
If there's one thing that truly pisses me off, it's impersonators.