Gotcha. Fell right into my trap... you jerk.

After Shane made his post, I figured, if the guy who hacked his account found out about it, he'd make an alt account. So I made it easier to register... just to get you into a trap.
You're not going to get away with this, I assure you.

One of your many mistakes: the real Shane has a fear of gas masks, yet in those PMs I got from you at the Battle forums, you didn't act scared whenever I used that gas mask smiley. (Which explains why it's there in the first place.)
Immediately I figured that something was wrong, but what? I didn't know yet. I had to act as though I didn't notice anything.
Then, on 8 June 2013, you called Simba a "him" several times when I talked to you about her. I knew something wasn't right, but I just went along as though nothing was wrong.

I believe the proper phrase is, "you fail".

I'll let the real Shane deal with you. Ban him and make him pay, Shane.