Pumpkin Moon?

Oh, time to take my Paladin's hammer.

My dad was a fake.
I noticed he was a fake.
We went somewhere.
A car crash was there.
Police were there.
I got out and talked to an officer.
I said that my "father" was fake.
They arrested him.
They found my real dad.
The end.

Horrible nightmares are horrible...

I was trapped in a room with about twenty other people, everyone (except me) wore gas masks...
Since I'm rather scared of those things, I tried running away, but couldn't since the door was locked...
The room was slowly filling up with poisonous gas...
One of the girls in the room tried to help me but I was too scared of the masks...
I died in the nightmare and woke up lying on the floor...

Ulch, those both sound really unpleasant ._.

Um. I took a nap just now, and had a weird dream.

I battled the memetic Chuck Norris and won.
I didn't have any powers, either.

I also battled him in chess and won.

Chuck Norris can control the weather. He just chooses not to.

Also, he only let Shane win. IE, he could win against Shane whenever he wants to.

Said (wo)man's wrong.

He should do a roundhouse-kick to said person.

It'd really hurt if you were to be roundhouse-kicked by a girl wearing stilettos.

Which, if this is "true":

Chuck Norris can control the weather. He just chooses not to.

... will mean that I'll have to roundhouse-kick someone.

Chuck Norris is a mediocre actor who's pretty good with martial arts.

That's it.

The end!

To quote a sign-post hidden in Cave Story:

That's all, folks!

Anyway, I dreamt I was in a Super Mario multiplayer game. Mostly a platformer; the goal was to reach the finish line.
Sadly, my character had a gas mask, so I was a bit scared of it...
Everyone else's characters (except for Shane) had gas masks too, due to a level forcing them to have those...

Predictably, Shane's character ran out of lives.

It'd really hurt if you were to be roundhouse-kicked by a girl wearing stilettos.

Which, if this is "true":

Quote from: KarjamP on November 16, 2013, 08:37:10 pm

Chuck Norris can control the weather. He just chooses not to.

... will mean that I'll have to roundhouse-kick someone.

How would people wear knives? o_O

Hmmm... could mr. Norris be able to roundhouse-kick a 404 error?

No idea.

Quote from: Shane on November 17, 2013, 08:19:48 am

Quote from: Charlotte on November 16, 2013, 09:17:39 pm

It'd really hurt if you were to be roundhouse-kicked by a girl wearing stilettos.

Which, if this is "true":

Quote from: KarjamP on November 16, 2013, 08:37:10 pm

Chuck Norris can control the weather. He just chooses not to.

... will mean that I'll have to roundhouse-kick someone.

How would people wear knives? o_O

* facepalm / failpalm, whatever you want to call it *

Stiletto heels.

... Oh...

And that leads to Dragon Riders-Shane being injured like that by Kim, why?

The fourth time I've had this dream, I guess.
More like a nightmare that keeps on coming back, I say.
For the sake of simplicity, I'll be posting the entire nightmare as in this post, underlining the different things.

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I dreamt that I, my sisters Dianke and Lily, my stepsisters Bloom and Charlotte, an English-only man who went only by the nickname of "Egregious", an Irish-, English-, Latin- and Afrikaans-speaking girl named Erin Molony, a Japanese, English- and Zulu-speaking boy named Richard de Goede, another boy named Shane Neumann (who spoke Afrikaans, Present Draconian, English, German and Past Draconian fluently), another guy named Grzegorz Rogóż (he spoke Polish, English, French and Spanish fluently), a shiny talking Gardevoir nicknamed Polaris, a boy named Julio Nemesis (who spoke Italian, English and Past Draconian fluently), yet another guy who went by the name of Philip (he spoke English, Macedonian, Greek, and Present Draconian fluently while also being able to decipher hieroglyphs), another guy named Alex (he spoke English and Spanish fluently), and a young boy named Kushagra (who spoke English and German fluently, as well as one or two other languages that I couldn't understand), were in a group. We were the chosen ones who were to save the planet from total destruction. All our weapons were enchanted to cause no wounds (like, say, my daggers couldn't make people bleed if they were stabbed with it or Shane's swords couldn't decapitate people).

I was skilled with poisoned daggers, poison magic, fire magic, nether magic, dark magic and cute magic. I could also see the invisible, provided that I meditated enough. I was the second-in-command, apparently, and also had an attorney's badge. Yes, me, a lawyer who defends people. I don't get it...
Dianke was skilled with poisoned knives as well as poison, fire, cute, atom and fairy magic. She could also see the invisible, provided that she meditated enough.
Lily was skilled with knives and whips, and could use water, heart, poison, light and fire magic. She could also see the invisible, provided that she meditated enough.
Bloom was able to transform into a "Fairy" form (getting wings and an outfit change) and could use fairy, fire, water, earth and wind magic. She was also the youngest of us. She could also see the invisible, provided that she meditated enough.
Charlotte was skilled with books as a weapon. She could cast any spell that existed, but she specialized in light, heart, darkness, spirit and ice magic. She could also see the invisible, provided that she meditated enough.
"Egregious" was essentially a master-at-arms, as he could use any weapon that existed with ease. He had only chess magic, though. He was the oldest member of the group.
Erin was skilled at battling her foes with two Keyblades, and casting water, ice, star, data and solar-element magic, in addition to cute magic. She was also one of our two "Generals" and had an Invisibility Cloak. She could also see the invisible, provided that she meditated enough.
Richard had the Sharingan which allowed him to copy fighting styles and such. While he could only cast heart magic, he was able to copy the spells and jutsu of his foes to counter with them.
Shane could use ice-and-lightning element swords, and he also had four Keyblades. In addition, he was able to cast ice, thunder, data and blah magic and also able to control aura, which he used to create a force field around himself and his friends at some time. He was also the leader of our group and carried a prosecutor's badge. I don't know how, but he had one. He also had the ability to use ninjutsu like that from Naruto, being able to actually juggle four Rasengan with ease.
Grzegorz had shuriken, kunai, guns, swords, and just about all the weapons from Haunted House Story. He also had the Byakugan, allowing him to have a near-360-degree vision. He could use heart, nature, dark, serpentine and wind magic at will.
Polaris could use all known Pokémon moves and abilities. He/she/it was also able to use magic-element spells, and also star, heart, light and dark magic. He/she/it also had the ability to wish for things, and all of his/her/its wishes becoming true... if it was within his/her/its power.
Julio was skilled at using any sort of weapon, although he excelled at using sabres. He also could cast wind, space and time, thunder, dark, blah and anti-matter magic. He was the other of our two "Generals" and had an Invisibility Cloak.
Philip was the diplomat, who was a great help at all things related to shopping. He only cast blah magic, but since it's so random, it ended up being useful in times where there was no food. (Yay for the Pizza element!)
Alex was honorable - he never said no to help a person in need, whether the leader of our team liked it or not. He was skilled at using a sword imbued with the power of light, and could cast thunder, ice, fire, water and data magic with ease.
Kushagra was... well, calm, cool, collected, and able to formulate strategies in his head within a minute. Compared to Shikamaru (from Naruto), Kushagra was twice as smart. ( ) He could control fire, water, earth and wind with ease, and also cast quintessence magic. He was also a skilled shinobi, being capable of using A-rank ninjutsu.



We were in Cape Town when chaos happened: two mysterious girls who concealed their faces with gas masks and wielded Keyblades appeared elsewhere to cause chaos.
The two mysterious girls from a mysterious Organization XIII attacked and murdered everyone in a space station near Earth. Then they made sure that the entire place was full of poison gas bombs before they somehow found a way to send the space station crashing down to Earth... which it did. It caused the destruction of Gansbaai, and the only buildings that survived was Shane's house, the hotels, the primary school and the high school, the Caltex petrol station (at least, I think it was called "Caltex"), and the 7-11 store. The bombs on the space station exploded and the entire town was covered with a toxic gas cloud which killed everyone there who survived the explosion and such.

Our group was in Hermanus when we found out about the chaos. Erin, Dianke, Lily, Bloom, Charlotte (who had a fear of gas masks but chose to wear one anyway) and I wore gas masks and black outfits, making sure our skins couldn't absorb the gas somehow, while the others wore HAZMAT suits - except for Shane, Polaris, Kushagra, Egregious and Grzegorz. Shane blindfolded himself, using his ability to control aura to create a force field. Polaris' ability to use all Pokémon abilities (like Immunity and Pixilate, which made all Normal-type moves into the Fairy-type) helped him/her/it out, Egregious was unaffected by the gas just because he was awesome, and Kushagra and Grzegorz each used used their abilities to control the element of wind to create barriers around them. We then traveled to the mostly-ruined town of Gansbaai, where Shane grew up.

When we arrived, the sky was red and the air toxic. Probably needless to say, I'm not sure, but Shane was so scared of the people in town and everyone in the group - except, of course, for Polaris, Egregious, Kushagra and Grzegorz - since they wore gas masks or HAZMAT suits, if not both, that Charlotte, Erin and I actually had to drag him with us. I dragged him by the ear, Erin dragged him by the arm, and Charlotte dragged Shane by his other arm.. Shane could "see" the chaos that transpired using his aura; how everyone died in town, and so forth. Charlotte had, by the time we came to town, gotten over her fear of gas masks, thankfully. We all split up into three groups after Shane chose to go to his house.
Erin, Julio, Charlotte, Bloom and I went to scout the ruins, to find any survivors... but there wasn't any survivors. Philip, Alex, Dianke, Lily and Grzegorz went to Hermanus to get food, as Gansbaai's food was poisoned because of the toxic gas. Kushagra, Egregious, Polaris and Richard went with Shane, where Kushagra used wind-elemental magic to clear the gas from the house. They of them then chose to have fun, sort of.

Richard chose to read a book, Kushagra chose to watch television, and Polaris chose to meditate, while Egregious tried thinking up new chess variants. Meanwhile, Shane played video games on his own, mostly, although every now and then Kushagra, Polaris or Richard would challenge Shane to a multiplayer competition thing. Apparently, he proved to be a challenge for all three when they had played Toribash to see who could defeat Shane: Kushagra, Polaris and Richard all had 0 victories, while Shane had 30. Then, Kushagra and Richard chose to challenge Shane to a Little Fighter 2 battle. Shane picked Louis, Richard picked John and Kushagra picked Davis. And Shane won without a single loss, after five battles. Egregious and Polaris, on the other hand, chose to challenge Shane to a chess match. After five victories, Shane was the victor against Polaris and Egregious, even in three-handed chess. All this while Shane was blindfolded and therefore unable to see a thing.

After his victory over Polaris and Egregious, everyone else in the group returned, and everyone (except me, Dianke, Lily, Bloom and Charlotte) tried to defeat him in Toribash as well... only to discover that Shane was far too hard to defeat. Philip was the only one who even came close - he scored 19992 points, while Shane had scored 19994 points. Kushagra then asked what Shane's strategy was, and Shane's answer was this:

Um.
It's entirely random.
As for how I could see without being able to see...
I have absolutely no idea whatsoever.
Strange, is it not?

Erin, Dianke, Lily, Charlotte, Bloom and I merely laughed, while everyone else looked surprised. Philip then used some Blah-elemental magic to create a small hotel below the house for our group, where everyone (except for Shane) stayed in. Shane stayed at his house.

The following day, I chose to challenge Shane to a multiplayer competition of all the two-player games he had on his computer.
And he beat me in the most embarrassing way - he was blindfolded, I wasn't.
TrackMania Nations Forever, Toribash, Little Fighter 2, Battle for Wesnoth, Hedgewars, Peggle World of Warcraft Edition... he just won every time.
And then, I just took of my gas mask and kissed him.

For some reason, everyone else planned a party because of it, and Shane's expression... let's just say that it was even more hilarious than Edgeworth's WTF-face. And it remained the same the entire day.
Since that moment, Shane and I were a couple, whether he liked it or not, (and obviously, he didn't; Dianke, Lily, Bloom and Charlotte kept reminding him about it) and since then, I chose not to wear my gas mask if I'm near him, instead staying inside his force field and putting it back on whenever I have to leave the force field. I also slept in the house itself, on another bed that was wasn't in use.
Philip then cast another Blah-elemental spell, this time to create a Training Room and an Elevator for easier access to aforementioned Training Room and Hotel rooms.
We all went down to the Training Room to train... when Shane created two Rasengan, threw them up into the air, created two more Rasengan, and started juggling them... before he used all four Rasengan to strike a practice dummy, causing it to explode like a ventriloquist's doll. Then monsters suddenly appeared, and we all prepared to battle... but it was all made of chess pieces as Egregious learned the ability to control the element of Chess.

Us girls then went to a different room which was full of a highly toxic gas (even deadlier than the toxic gas that killed almost everyone in Gansbaai) to meditate (so that we could use our special ability of seeing invisible things) and all of us wore our gas masks hidden by black silk veils. We were meditating for a full hour before we could see invisible monsters lurking around in the room, which we defeated with ease. Since they were undead, the toxic fumes didn't really affect them at all; ghosts are immune to poison gas, after all. Then a girl with green eyes and purple hair entered the room. She wore a gas mask, though only the lower part of her face was covered with it. Her clothes were torn, except for her stockings and gloves. She was unable to speak; I had thought that someone covered her mouth with duct tape. She looked very weak, since she was poisoned by the gas. Erin quickly cast a spell that put the girl to sleep, while Dianke and Bloom cast spells to mend the girl's clothing. Meanwhile, Lily and Charlotte cured the girl while I cast a spell to make her immune to poison.

Meanwhile everyone else went to a computer room to play video games (including Chess video games). Shane was still blindfolded, of course, and was playing other video games. Blindfolded. Because he wanted to.

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Yeah, it's weird...

I just hope I really get over my gas mask fear.



Anyway, I dreamt that I was getting married... to Captain Jack Sparrow of all people.

I woke up screaming in horror

People are unique.
Just like, say, a person can memorize 75⁶, or have a photographic memory, so can people remember a lot of details from their dreams.

That's what I think, at least.

So wait i just noticed


Was my dream with Morgan Freeman removed? I don't see it anywhere on this page :c

--The entire world was purple. I was alternately going through a maze, and running from burning buildings, although really, I was more like running alongside them. Near the end, a flying demon told me to reflect on my past hypocrisy because I've become what I hate most. For whatever reason, from that point onwards I had to hold a baby while doing the above things.


--Down the road from my house, a mysterious school appeared one day. The school was full of webcomic artists, some of which were strange caterpillar-people. There was a shadow monster thing which was going around, distorting space and distracting the artists, so two people I know IRL asked me to team up with them to kill it. Whenever we got close to finding it, it would give us a note with "DISTRACTION" written on it, and we'd stop to read it while it ran away. Fortunately, because of the space distortion, it never got too far away from us.

After about three hours of this, two sisters, both artists from the mysterious school, suddenly stepped in, and decided to arrange a fight against their parents. The idea was that this would firstly get rid of the shadow monster through some indirect means, and secondly make amends for a dark secret that they felt was kept from them for far too long.

The fight went ahead as planned, but it only managed to erase the shadow monster from their webcomic.


-- I was in a prison in space with two other people; one was fairly normal while the other was really emo. The normal person pulled a gun out of nowhere and gave it to the emo guy, then freaked out and was all like "HOLY CRAP HE'S GOT A GUN! D:"

Um.

I dreamt that there was a Kingdom Hearts + Pokémon crossover. And thus Heartless Pokémon came to exist D:
Poor Pikachu... As a Heartless, it's entirely black in color, with glowing yellow eyes, and a Heartless emblem on its tail...

Heartless-Gardevoir looks TOTALLY scary D:

@Shane
HOW DOES HEARTLESS GARDEVOIR LOOK LIKE?

@Satan
Hmm... Interesting dream.

I dreamed that I had a Pikachu (it looked so adorable as a realistic-looking Pokémon ) that could ''somehow'' use Ice Beam.
Said Pikachu also used Thunderbolt on me and a friend; I tried to stop said friend from hugging Pikachu too tightly but I failed and got shocked as well.
There was also a Piplup belonging to said friend, and two other friends who didn't have any Pokémon.

When there was a forest fire (at school of all places) the friend's Piplup used Bubble Beam and Pikachu used Ice Beam to contain the fire.
Somehow it was a timed mission; not sure if it was a The World Ends With You and Pokémon crossover.