Skyrocketing into on-topicness, I just ate some sandwiches...
But there wasn't any sand on them.
... And there wasn't any witches on them, either.
The dark green one is Sour Green and Mild Chilli, which Simba Chips (who produced the South African version of Fritos) dropped in favor of newer flavors.
The only flavor of Doritos that I liked... dropped...

...
I guess I'll just ignore my anger then.
Or maybe make all weapons of
Into the Unknown do 100 damage temporarily.
Just to vent my anger on enemies and such.