Lexus: "YOU referred to ME as a HE."

Namekian: "Run, she's going to explode!"

The Namekian runs and hides behind a pillar.

Lexus: "HERSELF!"

A familiar girl appears who the Purple Karjam instantly identifies as Sarah.

Sarah: "What's going-- oh, an Unknown who can ignore the Fourth Wall who you made angry by referring to her by using the wrong pronouns, nothing serious, okay."

Sarah creates a wall around herself.

Lexus: "GAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Lexus explodes. The force fields shatter somehow, and Sarah's wall does too. They stagger, and Sarah starts to feel dizzy.

Sarah: "She's strong... but that explosion was Void-based...! Void can beat anything... no wonder I'm... dizzy..."

The smoke clears. There are two Lexus (Lexii?) now. The one is wearing a palette swapped-version of the other one's outfit.

Lexus: "Who are you?"

Evil Lexus: "Your nightmare."

The evil Lexus lunges at the good Lexus. She dodges.

Meanwhile, back at Irova...

Shaun: "What's the deal anyway? Why am I here?"
Kimberley: "I couldn't handle how they kept on beating you up. And, as I have said, we're both Nobodies, you and I!"
Shaun: "... Why me..."
Kimberley: "Look, I don't really know why we're Nobodies, that's something of a mystery to me."

Kimberley hugs Shaun.

Shaun: "Please don't kill me!"
Kimberley: "Why'd I kill you if I saved your life earlier?"
Shaun: "... Someone tried killing me once by faking a hug..."
Kimberley: "What? Everyone in your home town wants you dead?"
Shaun: "Yep."
Kimberley: "... Anyway, there's a formal party this evening, so why don't you come with? Then everybody can meet you!"
Shaun: "... I hate parties... Everyone beating up everyone else..."
Kimberley: "Where'd you get that from?"
Shaun: "Someone back home told me that parties are for beat ups."

Kimberley facepalmed.

Kimberley: "People really lie to you as well?!"
Shaun: "Was that a lie?"

Kimberley steps back.

Kimberley: "Shaun, parties are for celebrating, having fun!"

Kimberley spins around as she says it.

Shaun: "... Celebrating what? Pain?"
Kimberley: "No. Ugh, someone should be able to help out. If only I can find that Jenny person somewhere..."

On Irova...

Kimberley opens her laptop and sends an e-mail. In an instant, a girl in white appears.

Girl: "What? I was busy talking to my Somebody-- oh, hi, Shaun. Anyway, I was busy talking to my Somebody-- SHAUN?!"
Shaun: "You know me?"
Kimberley: "Hey, Jenny."
Girl: "Yes, Shaun, I know you, I'm your Guardian. Name's Jennifer. I'm also Kimberley's Guardian. Next time, don't forget the 'e' between the 'l' and the 'y', you hear me, Richard?"

Shaun (whispering to Kimberley): "Who is she talking to?"
Kimberley (whispering to Shaun): "She's a bit... eccentric."

Jennifer: "Anyway, what?"
Kimberley: "Could you explain what parties are to him, please?"

Jennifer facepalms.

Jennifer: "What is wrong with you, Kimberley? You're so lazy it's not even funny!"

Shaun leaps up.

Shaun: "HEY! IF IT WASN'T FOR HER, I'D BE DEAD RIGHT NOW! WHAT KIND OF GUARDIAN WOULD WILLINGLY LET A PERSON SHE'S GUARDING DIE?!"

Jennifer looks at Shaun, shocked.

Jennifer: "Who was trying to kill you? I was in Sector 0, watching out for that Sector's version of you two. And I know what you're going to ask, Richard, so yes, I'm talking about Variant 0."
Shaun: *sigh* "Several bullies from Gansbaai? Kimberley saved my life from them, apparently."
Kimberley: "And I can't explain parties because Shane's been told that those are for beating people up."
Jennifer: "What."

---

Back at Castle Oblivion...


Lexus: "Apparently, you were wrong. Maybe that was you yourself thinking about her without knowing it? Maybe you're wishing that she'd appear here, and you don't even know that you're wishing it? Who can tell~ "
Namekian: "Lexus, stop being so in character!"
Sarah: "Nah, she'll get bored eventually!"
Lexus: "Also, it would appear that the 17-year old SBaneN is deliberately placing the 'e' between the 'l' and 'y' in bold. Although why she who is Jen is calling somebody 'Wisdom', I have no idea."

---

Back at Irova...

Jennifer: "Parties are occasions on which people can assemble for social interaction and entertainment. Personally, I like fęte champętre, which you'd probably not think of as garden parties."
Kimberley: "... Somehow, I should've seen that coming."
Shaun: "... So nobody gets beaten up?"
Jennifer: "Nope, nobody does. Unless, of course, a guy finds out that his girlfriend has an affair with another guy, and decides to punch him because of it, or if monsters invade, but other than that, no, nobody gets beaten up."
Kimberley: "You're not helping, Jenny..."
Jennifer: "Et amun?"

Lexus: "That's probably because she's like me - an Unknown. Sometimes, Unknowns have that ability. I don't but my sister Aira does. So, how about that pizza you promised me?"
Namekian: "Who promised you pizza?"
Lexus: "Everyone did! La la la~"

---

Shaun: "I am never going to a party ever no matter how many people force me to..."
Jennifer: "Oh, that's how I'm not helping..."
Kimberley: "YES, THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU!"

Meanwhile, elsewhere...

Taylor: "I don't know where I am, but all this mud... yuck! I feel like I'm in a horror movie or something!"

Ghost: "Boo."

---

At Castle Oblivion...

Taylor: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Huh?"

Everybody was looking at her, except for Lexus.

Taylor: "Wha... Was that a dream...?"

Lexus: "NO. She has the Dimensional Scream ability. Big difference, see Bulbapedia on the 'dimensional scream' part."

Slowly, everyone in the room who were unconscious, woke up.

Lexus: "Interesting. So can we go now?"

Lexus: "A girl in purple know where princess Tyranto and prince Neumann are."

Lexus holds a card up.

Lexus: "This card will take us to a location from our memories. This is Castle Oblivion, after all."

Seán: "Huh. So we have to go?"

Siobhán: "And lose our memories? No way!"

Lexus: "So, shall we go to... wherever this place is?"

Lexus holds the card firmly in her hand, looking at it as though it was a 3D card.

Lexus snatches the card back and holds it at the door. It opens. The group enter...

...

... and end up in Traverse Town of all places.

Lexus: "Apparently not. Remember, that girl gave me the card. Maybe my memories are more important..."

Dream Eaters pop up.

Lexus: "... but I do not remember these things here..."

Lexus: "Why is it always me... WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!"

Sand surrounds Lexus.

Namekian: "What the?! Where is all the sand coming from!?"
Seán: "Oh no. Not this. NOT NOW!"
Siobhán: "Her energy signature's shot through the roof, all the way into outer space! ... And none of us even have any spacesuits!"
Seán: "Siobhán, you're obsessed with those things."
Siobhán: "Can I help it if I grew up in a space station around Cirai?"

The sand covers all but ten of the Dream Eaters, except for their faces.

Lexus: "SAND COFFIN!"

The Dream Eaters are trapped entirely in the sand, suffocating. The remaining Dream Eaters shiver.

Lexus: "SAND BURIAL!"

Lexus causes the sand to implode and crush the Dream Eaters.

Namekian: "SUCH POWER! IT'S UNTHINKABLE! A MERE GIRL HER AGE IS THAT POWERFUL?!"
Seán: "That's what happens if you're an Unknown. Why Dream Eaters make her that angry I know not, however."
Siobhán: "She's like a female Gaara, I guess... and I think I watch too much anime."

Seán: "Dream Eaters only appear in sleeping worlds. And I was wondering why they make Lexus so angry."
Lexus: "Seán is correct. I have only been in Traverse Town when it was not a sleeping world - when Heartless was able to access it."
Siobhán: "So why'd you kill all the Dream Eaters - both the good and the bad?"
Lexus: "Dream Eaters hate Unknowns - and I'm an Unknown. When I was four years old, my parents - yes, Unknowns have parents - forced me to wear the Immortality Armor."

Seán flinched.

Lexus: "I had to wear it every day, in fact, because the world I was born in... it had Dream Eaters. Both Spirit and Nightmare. It was not a sleeping world, either - Heartless appeared there as well as Unversed. As such, I was forced to wear the Immortality Armor because... those creatures kill Unknowns and feast upon their remains. Spirit Dream Eaters killed my father, and Nightmare Dream Eaters killed my mother... since then... I became... an avenger."

Suddenly, an aura surrounds her, her hair starting to become windswept.

Lexus: "The mere thought of it all... it's SICKENING."
Siobhán: "Why are you so crazy then?"

Lexus turns to face Siobhán, who quickly hides behind Seán.

Seán: "Hey! Leave me out of this!"
Lexus: "Prolonged exposure to nitrous oxide. Generally, exposure to nitrous oxide causes short-term decreases in mental performance, audiovisual ability, and manual dexterity, and long-term exposure can cause vitamin B₁₂ deficiency, numbness, and so on. And being exposed to it for an entire Surfacian year - I was six then and someone tried to force me to tell them information regarding the military strength of my home world - had different effects on me. I'm an Unknown, remember? So instead of all the exposure stuff that it should have caused, instead it made me insane... but with great insanity comes great power. This led to me being able to control the Blah element. Also, Seán, you're wet."
Siobhán: "It's raining? Does Traverse Town even experience weather?!"
Seán: "Rain... I hate rain..."

Lexus: "But this is the first District. You also broke a wall that does not exist in Castle Oblivion. You've just made the masters of this castle very, VERY angry."

Seán: "What?"
Siobhán: "Let's hunt around for someone to talk to!"

Lexus: "Who can tell? I hope it's Yuffie."
Namekian: "Why her?"
Lexus: "She has a great fashion sense!"

The Namekian and Seán facefault.

Siobhán: "You two don't get fashion, do you?"
Seán: "... No..."

Lexus: "... We go where we go."
Namekian: "You're not helping..."

Heartless pop up with Unversed.

PK: "You must remember that this is Castle Oblivion.
"These images are based upon one's mind, even if it isn't ours.
"That, or whomever's controlling the castle loves changing how the mind-based entities, like the heartless and the unversed, behave.
"That could also explain why we encounter Dream Eaters in the first district."

PK: "So the element's powerful enough to enchant others like spells, eh?"

Eric: "So, what now?"

PK summoned his keyblade, while Eric got out his plasma gun.

Jenny got out what looks like a lazer sword.

KarjamP: "I didn't know you're proficient with a light savor, Jenny!"

She giggled.