Because then you'd at least be able to chat with Kanpachi, right?
There's a chatbox there...
1. What do you want for Christmas?
2. What was the last thing you ate?
3. Who was the last person you spoke to?
4. Have you played any of TED's / Shane's mods yet? (If not, I recommend that you do, please? Even if it's for research regarding your Mossmouth spinoff thing?)
5. What are your fondest memories of the past?